Bubble Umbrella
With a Samurai sword handle, you will be begging for rain with our
awesome Samurai Umbrella! Unlike ordinary umbrella's, this one kicks ass
as you strut down the street with it strapped to your back, ready to
whip it out at the very site of a grey cloud. Use your cunning and
stealth-like Ninja instincts to detect moisture in the air. Glide your
Samurai Umbrella out of its sheath and save the world/ your coat from
impending doom/ getting wet by Ming the Merciless/ rain. This large
black umbrella is fantastically manly and can be carried around in
honour and pride as you hop gayley from puddle to puddle. This top
quality umbrella opens at the push of a button and is ideal for
impressing friends, co-workers and girlfriends as you make whooshing
noises, do that 'Look, I'm pretending to be a dubbed Japanese Ninja
film!' voice and jump around like a rabid dog in space boots.
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